From: Sailor Sucky Subject: Re: HEH HEH ADULTS ONLY! Check this out!!! Date: Fri, 7 Feb 1997 14:05:29 -0600 On Fri, 7 Feb 1997 xxxxx@xxx.com wrote: > Are you Lonely and Desperate? We've got the world's largest > voice-personal > dating system, as well as the hottest, sexiest "1 on 1", "2 on 1", and > "PARTY-LINE" chat you'll find anywhere, all in one place! And you don't have > to call a 900 number (you just need a credit card) to get in on this hot > phone fun! > You can choose from 5 hot senshi that are sure to fulfill your every > desire! > > You can press 1 from the main menu to choose from our Hinky "1 > ON 1" JUUBAN HIGH SCHOOL MENU, then: > *to talk to a BEAUTIFUL SEXY GIRL, press 1. > *for a 1 on 1 session with an intellectually superior JUUBAN > HIGH STUDENT press 2. > *for steamy talk with a TALENTED INDIVIDUAL, press 3. > *for your FREE READING with an EXOTIC SHINTO PRIESTESS, press 4. > *for a friend on whom you can depend, press 5. > You'll be billed just $3.99 per minute for your selection. > > > Or you can press 2 from the main menu to DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, then: > *to listen to USAGI and REI ARGUE, press 1. > *to listen to USAGI whine over MAMO-CHAN, press 2. > You'll be billed just $4.99 per minute for your selection. > > > Or you can press 3 from the main menu to join the SAILOR SENSHI LINE! > *You can party with the world's most popular females for only > $2.50 per minute. > > > Or you can press 4 from the main menu, then: > *Press 1 to join the FANTASY NETWORK. This is the world's only > phone service that allows you to connect with people who share your personal > fantasies. This state-of-the-art voice mail system lets you listen to > messages from beautiful inner senshi, Tuxedo clad men, the Outer Senshi > ,men who become women, a KAWAII little girl! Leave them a message, then > call back to see what message they have left for you. You'll be billed > just $3.50 per minute. > *Or press 2 to listen to a wide selection of recorded tales > Kawaii enough to make you explode! Choose from Sailor Moon, R, S, > Super S, or our new SAILOR STARS! You'll be billed just $2.49 per minute. > > > Or you can press 5 from the main menu for the HOT AND NASTY DATELINE, > where you can listen, and respond, to obscene personal ads from hot Otaku > in your neighborhood, including their real names and home telephone numbers! > If you're that desperate for friends, you can also leave your own personal > message for people to get in touch with > you. Make a friend on the world's busiest voice personal lines! Meet > singles or couples, gay or straight; you'll be billed only $2.99 per minute. > > > ***JUST CALL 1-800-756-3906 to use your Mastercard, Visa, or American > Express card. The charge is just $2.49-$4.99 per minute, plus a 50 cent > connection fee. 18+ only. > > ***OR CALL 1-900-745-4398. The charge is just $2.49-$4.99 per minute. > Must be 18 years of age or older. > > Call now!!! OR ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU! > > (luZEpP) > > Rei : Do you really think this will work? Usagi: How else can I afford the wedding?! Rei : Well let's get to it. The Fires of Mars are burning...The Fires of Love Are Burning!!! Ami: We want to invite them in, not scare them away. There are over 2 million desperate Otaku in Tokyo alone. We should have no problem with getting revenue. Makoto: Yeah, but I might want to beat some of them up.. They can get kinda.. Slobbery? Mina: Oh, it's not that bad...Why back in the days of Sailor V, me and Artemis... Chibi-Usa: Ack, My mom is having another one of her lame-brained ideas. You can't spell, you can't cook, what makes you think you can make a PARTY LINE?! Usagi: Because I have one thing on my side which will make it work...OOOH MAMO-CHAN!!!!!!! Mamoru: Yes mistre...I mean Usako. I heard you cry from across town! What's wrong? Usagi : Who do you love more, me or Chibi-Usa?! All : Not AGAIN!!!! Sailor Sucky ************************************************* |Ai to seigi no, SEERAA fuku bishoujo senshi, | | ! SEERAA SAAKI ! | | SAAKI ni Kawatte, Oshiokiyo! | | | | Http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~seedmond | | seedmond@students.uiuc.edu | ************************************************* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Justin Egger Subject: Rei Please (Re: HEH HEH ADULTS ONLY! Check this out!!!) Date: Fri, 07 Feb 1997 20:19:54 -0700 (Justin Egger puts a piece of cloth over the phone, and looks around to make sure nobody's looking. In secret he dials the number.) "Ummm," he wispers, "is Rei available?" "You'll have to wait," Ami chan answers. "She's very popular. Just stay on the line and she'll eventually get to you." "Ummm, o.k.," Justin responds. Justin waits as his phone bill skyrockets. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: David Crowe Subject: Re: Rei Please (Re: HEH HEH ADULTS ONLY! Check this out!!!) Date: 7 Feb 1997 21:43:02 -0700 Justin Egger wrote: : (Justin Egger puts a piece of cloth over the phone, and looks around to : make sure nobody's looking. In secret he dials the number.) : "Ummm," he wispers, "is Rei available?" : "You'll have to wait," Ami chan answers. "She's very popular. Just : stay on the line and she'll eventually get to you." : "Ummm, o.k.," Justin responds. : Justin waits as his phone bill skyrockets. If you're under 18, get your parent's permission before calling. Sailor Moon Says! heeheehee. :) -- David "No Nickname" Crowe No generalization is true -not even this one. -----------------------------------------------------------------------