DISCLAIMER: Since I've recently been getting a lot of E-mail from people that didn't figure it out on their own this page is a joke. ^_- Also this was made a few years before the CWi dub of SMS was done so it's also seriously out of date, I do hope to incorporate the CWi ramifications into this conspiracy theory once I get a chance. :-D

THE SAILOR DYKE DENIAL PAGE!

Hi There, welcome to my Sailor Dyke Denial page! This page is here to counter the conspiracy on the internet to portray two of the new scouts as being Lesbians! Several rumor mongers are playing a big prank on Sailor Moon Fans who can only speak English, and therefore can't follow the newer episodes! You can't prove that Sailor Uranus (Haruka) and Sailor Neptune (Michiru) are Lesbians! This is all based on some greatly missunderstood episodes! I'll let the following cartoon say it all!

Questions I've gotten since this page went up

Q: Where is the proof that they aren't Lesbians?  
   All you have here is a flat out denial and some obcenities!

A: I wasn't trying to prove they aren't, I'm just saying there is
   no proof that they are! :-p

Q: What about in the SuperS movie where Sailor Neptune says 
   "There's some things only adults can enjoy" (E. Monsoon) or
   "It's more fun being an adult" (V.K.L.L.) then Sailor Uranus 
   coughs and blushes.

A: After consulting with members of the AOA (Alcoholic Otaku of
   America) they responded that when Sailor Neptune mentioned 
   "things only adults can enjoy" she was refering to BEER
   and Sailor Uranus just has a cold, and was flush because she
   had been drinking. ^_-

Q: Haven't you just been pushing this conspiracy thoery because you're 
   homophobic?

A: Well, I am afraid of Lesbians because... 

   A: They're tougher than me! 
      (Of course most straight women are too! ^_-)
   B: I fear the competition!  It's bad enough that I have to compete 
      with other guys for women! ^_^

   ...but this page is just for laffs! ^_^

Q: Hasn't Naoko Takeuchi herself said that they are lesbians?

A: Clearly this shows that the members of the conspiracy will go to
   any extream to push their agenda.  They have obviously kidnapped
   Naoko and replaced her with a look alike!  What could be more proof
   that Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus aren't lesbians than Sailor
   Neptune herself saying they aren't!  (Click on the picture of 
   Neptune, Uranus and Saturn below to hear it. ^_-)

O.K., Maybe there's _some_ proof!

According to this segment from episode 200 faithfully translated by Steve Allen Richards Haruka likes seeing Usagi naked, and in this other story Steve wrote Haruka is said to think that Zoe is pretty. It can't be! Steve must be part of the conspiracy! He must be I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A list of known conspiritors!

Obviously a prominent member of the conspiresy is Steve Allen Richards. If you don't believe me check out this qoute he once used in his sig file:
```
      (I'm a lesbian, too.) 
```
See! He's a woman (who's attacted to women) trapped in a man's body! Damn those male lesbians! ^_-

The "Evil" Prof. also known as Mark Sprague. In fact he is trying to expand this Evil plan. Here's a clip from an E-mail he sent me:

  Heh-heh ... learn to live with it, friend. Not only are Uranus and
Neptune lesbians ... they're ALL lesbians! Haven't you read any of the
Lunatic Party compilations? And don't you think Chibi-usa and Hotaru
are just a little TOO friendly? Hmm ...

He even threatens me by showing how influential people have joined his evil plan:

  Ah yes, I'm familiar with the conspiracy, and I've seen your web
page that tries to expose the truth. You'd better be careful ... a
lot of very powerful people are doing their all to ensure that the
lesbian rumour doesn't die, and they may have to send large unfriendly
men with serious-looking watches around to your house.

Pheonix has joined the Evil Prof's evil plan by trying to drag Sailor Jupiter into it. He has even put together a web page full of lies. He even admits using outright lies at the bottom of the page knowing how few people will actually read it.
Annother conspiritor has put together a web page where she pushes the evil plan.

Now look what you people have done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your making poor Hotoru uncomfortable with this rumor you've started!

When this picture was taken I also had a hidden microphone in the Negabasement. Click on the picture to hear the conversation between the Evil prof and Sailor Neptune.

Bob Terrell speaks out!

Here's a post by Bob disspelling the myth of Lesbian Sailor Scouts!

Subject:      Re: Michiru & Haruka Gay?
From:         Bob Terrell 
Date:         1997/06/25
Message-Id:   <33B1AB0D.65E4@tiac.net>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.sailor-moon
[More Headers]

Gord Miller wrote:
> 
> I need to know for sure..... Is Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune lesbiens?

No, they aren't. For one thing, neither of them have shown any interest
in a romantic relationship between them. Also, Sailor Uranus is said to
model for Playgirl, so she can't be a lesbian because "she" is really a
"he"! Finally, there's a short scene in episode 205 where Neptune says
she's glad that they've always just been friends.

--
Bob
whose evil laugh can be heard at the moment :)

Geee! Good thing I unloaded this CD!!!!

Not that I sold it because it has two dykes and a little girl on the cover, it's, um, just that it has mostly the same stuff as Vocal Collection 2 which I also have. Really! Honest! Would I try to unload something on my fellow fans like that? Don't answer that! ^_-

If you're looking for more detailed info on this, or any other Sailor Moon CD check out Beej's Complete Sailor Moon CD List which has information and cover shots of all known Sailor Moon CD's.

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Legal crap!

Dilbert and Dogbert are copyright © 1992 by Scott Adams and United Features Syndicate, Inc., I am useing them without permission, so please don't rat on me! ^-^
They are a "syndicate", so they might send thugs out to break people's legs! :-o
Most of the words are copyright © 1996 by me, however I'm not worried so go ahead and use them! :-)
The words "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" are copyright © 1992 by Scott Adams and United Features Syndicate, Inc. , so if you _ever_ use them you're as bad as me! ^-^
You are also risking the wrath of the "syndicate"! :-o
The words "SAILOR DYKE POWER!!!!" are copyright © 1996 Taylor Smith (a co-worker of mine at one of my previous jobs)! Feel free to use the phrase yourself because Taylor is to dumb to sue anybody! ^_^
Excuse me, but I have to go give Taylor a slap, I hear him making a comment about the cancellation of Sailor Moon meaning that the new scouts won't see DIC! ^_-
Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, and all other Sailor Moon stuff is copyright © 1992 by Naoko Tackuchi, Kondosha Comics, Toei Animation ,etc. but since they are used on the over 29,000 other Sailor Moon related pages I figure none of the copyright holders are too worried! ^_-
If you wan't to see the cartoon that I ripped off it's on page 130 of "IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WON'T SURVIVE BY YOUR WITS ALONE" by Scott Adams. If you can't find it localy (as if!) it can be ordered, along with any other Dilbert book, from the publishers at 1-800-642-6480.
Also you may wan't to check out The Dilbert Zone to see more about Dilbert!
Remember if the copyright holders ask me to remove the cartoon it may suddenly disappear! :-o
(As well as the link and 1-800 number! :p) So PLEASE DON'T rat on me! ^-^

BTW, the CD I had for sale above is the Son May version made in Tiawan. If you want to know more about SonMay Records, check out the Son May Records Facts Page (The "Way Back" version from 1998 is the last sign of life for that page.)