DISCLAIMER: Since I've recently been getting a lot of
E-mail from people that didn't figure it out on their own this page is a
joke. ^_- Also this was made a few years before the CWi dub of SMS
was done so it's also seriously out of date, I do hope to incorporate
the CWi ramifications into this conspiracy theory once I get a chance.
THE SAILOR DYKE DENIAL PAGE!
Hi There, welcome to my Sailor Dyke Denial page! This page is here to
counter the conspiracy on the internet to portray two of the new
scouts as being Lesbians! Several rumour mongers are playing a big
prank on Sailor Moon Fans who can only speak English, and therefore
can't follow the newer episodes! You can't prove that Sailor Uranus
(Haruka) and Sailor Neptune (Michiru) are
Lesbians! This is all based on some greatly misunderstood
episodes! I'll let the following cartoon say it all!
Questions I've gotten since this page went up
Q: Where is the proof that they aren't Lesbians?
All you have here is a flat out denial and some obscenities!
A: I wasn't trying to prove they aren't, I'm just saying there is
no proof that they are! :-p
Q: What about in the SuperS movie where Sailor Neptune says
"There's some things only adults can enjoy" (E. Monsoon) or
"It's more fun being an adult" (V.K.L.L.) then Sailor Uranus
coughs and blushes.
A: After consulting with members of the AOA (Alcoholic Otaku of
America) they responded that when Sailor Neptune mentioned
"things only adults can enjoy" she was referring to BEER
and Sailor Uranus just has a cold, and was flush because she
had been drinking. ^_-
Q: Haven't you just been pushing this conspiracy theory because
A: Well, I am afraid of Lesbians because...
A: They're tougher than me!
(Of course most straight women are too! ^_-)
B: I fear the competition! It's bad enough that I have to compete
with other guys for women! ^_^
...but this page is just for laughs! ^_^
Q: Hasn't Naoko Takeuchi herself said that they are lesbians?
A: Clearly this shows that the members of the conspiracy will go to
any extreme to push their agenda. They have obviously kidnapped
Naoko and replaced her with a look alike! What could be more proof
that Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus aren't lesbians than Sailor
Neptune herself saying they aren't! (Click on the picture of
Neptune, Uranus and Saturn below to hear it. ^_-)
O.K., Maybe there's _some_ proof!
According to this
segment from episode 200 faithfully translated by
Steve Allen Richards
Haruka likes seeing Usagi naked, and in this
Steve wrote Haruka is said to think that Zoe is pretty. It can't
be! Steve must be part of the conspiracy! He must be I tell
A list of known conspirators!
- Obviously a prominent member of the conspiracy is
Richards. If you don't believe me check out this quote he once
used in his sig file:
(I'm a lesbian, too.)
See! He's a woman (who's attracted to women) trapped in a man's body!
Damn those male lesbians! ^_-
- The "Evil" Prof.
also known as Mark Sprague. In fact he is trying
to expand this Evil plan. Here's a clip from an E-mail he sent me:
Heh-heh ... learn to live with it, friend. Not only are Uranus and
Neptune lesbians ... they're ALL lesbians! Haven't you read any of the
Lunatic Party compilations? And don't you think Chibi-usa and Hotaru
are just a little TOO friendly? Hmm ...
He even threatens me by showing how influential people have joined his
Ah yes, I'm familiar with the conspiracy, and I've seen your web
page that tries to expose the truth. You'd better be careful ... a
lot of very powerful people are doing their all to ensure that the
lesbian rumour doesn't die, and they may have to send large unfriendly
men with serious-looking watches around to your house.
- Pheonix has joined
the Evil Prof's evil plan by trying to drag Sailor Jupiter into it.
He has even put together a
web page full
of lies. He even admits using outright lies at the bottom of the
page knowing how few people will actually read it.
- Another conspirator has put together a
where she pushes the evil plan.
Now look what you people have done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your making poor Hotoru uncomfortable with this rumour you've
When this picture was taken I also had a hidden microphone in the
Negabasement. Click on the picture to hear the conversation between
the Evil prof and Sailor Neptune.
Bob Terrell speaks out!
Here's a post by Bob dispelling the myth of Lesbian Sailor Scouts!
Subject: Re: Michiru & Haruka Gay?
From: Bob Terrell
Gord Miller wrote:
> I need to know for sure..... Is Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune lesbiens?
No, they aren't. For one thing, neither of them have shown any interest
in a romantic relationship between them. Also, Sailor Uranus is said to
model for Playgirl, so she can't be a lesbian because "she" is really a
"he"! Finally, there's a short scene in episode 205 where Neptune says
she's glad that they've always just been friends.
whose evil laugh can be heard at the moment :)
Geee! Good thing I unloaded this CD!!!!
Not that I sold it because it has two dykes and a little girl on
the cover, it's, um, just that it has mostly the same stuff as Vocal
Collection 2 which I also have. Really! Honest! Would I try to
unload something on my fellow fans like that? Don't answer that!
If you're looking for more detailed info on this, or any other Sailor
Moon CD check out Beej's
Complete Sailor Moon CD List (Last crawl by the Internet Archive)
which has information and cover shots of all known Sailor Moon CD's.
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Dilbert and Dogbert are copyright © 1992 by Scott Adams and United
Features Syndicate, Inc., I am using them without permission, so
please don't rat on me! ^-^
They are a "syndicate", so they might send thugs out to break people's
Most of the words are copyright © 1996 by me, however I'm not
worried so go ahead and use them! :-)
The words "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" are
copyright © 1992 by Scott Adams and United Features Syndicate, Inc.
, so if you _ever_ use them you're as bad as me! ^-^
You are also risking the wrath of the "syndicate"! :-o
The words "SAILOR DYKE POWER!!!!" are copyright © 1996 Taylor Smith
(a co-worker of mine at one of my previous jobs)! Feel free to use the
phrase yourself because Taylor is to dumb to sue anybody! ^_^
Excuse me, but I have to go give Taylor a slap, I hear him making a
comment about the cancellation of Sailor Moon meaning that the new
scouts won't see DIC! ^_-
Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, and all other Sailor Moon stuff is
copyright © 1992 by Naoko Tackuchi, Kondosha Comics, Toei Animation
,etc. but since they are used on the over 29,000 other Sailor Moon
related pages I figure none of the copyright holders are too worried!
If you want to see the cartoon that I ripped off it's on page 130 of
"IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WON'T SURVIVE BY YOUR WITS ALONE" by Scott Adams.
If you can't find it locally it can be ordered, along with any
other Dilbert book, from the publishers at 1-800-642-6480.
Also you may want to check out The Dilbert Zone to see more about Dilbert!
Remember if the copyright holders ask me to remove the cartoon it may
suddenly disappear! :-o
(As well as the link and 1-800 number! :p)
So PLEASE DON'T rat on me! ^-^
BTW, the CD I had for sale above is the Son May version made in Taiwan.
If you want to know more about SonMay Records, check out the
Son May Records Facts Page
"Way Back" version from 1998 is the last sign of life for that