Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon episode 26 Episode title: Naru-chan ni egaowo! Usagi no yuujou Naru wears underoos! Usagi's jealousy. Tuxedo Kamen had a dream. He saw a princess with very long pony tails telling him to quit having fantasies about her. Tuxedo Kamen asked what her problem was. But the princess just said that the ginzuishou would teach him a lesson in decency. Then Chiba Mamoru woke up. He said that it was the same dream again. He wondered, "Am I the Tuxedo Kamen?" But, then he noticed that he had wet the bed again. Zoisite told Queen Beryl that he found the location of the second mega-skittle. It was in a television evangelist who wanted it all for himself. During class Usagi noticed that Naru-chan was absent. She had not come to school since Nephrite ran off with that bimbo from the freak show. After school, Usagi told Umino to go to Naru-chan's house with her. She said that Naru-chan had ditched school for an entire week. Umino thought that Naru-chan really rocked. Usagi and Umino went to Naru-chan's room. Umino said, "I haven't been in your room since the last time I was spying-" Usagi quickly hit Umino and said, "Hentai!" Umino then said, "Lay off, woman or I kick your-." Usagi hit Umino again. Naru-chan then said, "While I was looking out the window, I think I just saw Hoffa." Luna told Ami, Rei, and Mako that the nobody had changed her litterbox in a week. In fact, Usagi didn't even have and litter at the house. But Luna said that if someone were to go to the store and pick up a 20 pound bag of Dainty Cat, everything would be fine. Luna told everyone that if they didn't help her out this time, she would claw the hell out of their waterbeds. Mako then said that she didn't have a waterbed. Rei got a little upset because that put a damper on her sleep-over plans. Ami asked Luna how often she gets abused by Usagi. Luna said that Usagi even whacks her with the moon stick. Rei said that she didn't think Usagi should have it. She said that Usagi would just use it to abuse pigs or something. Just then at home, Usagi cracked open her piggy bank with the stick and said "DIE PIGGY SWINE!". Luna asked everyone to let Usagi be leader. Rei immediately opposed. Ami said, "I'll bet Rei's going to pinch my leg." Rei pinched her leg. Mako said that she just had a big bowl of pork 'n beans for dinner. Then Mako called Usagi. She began to make obscene noises into the microphone. Usagi thought that she was getting bad reception. Luna began to pray in Hebrew. Usagi, Umino, and Naru-chan went to Van Nuys. They were at the chimichanga cemetery. Umino said that he wanted to go check his E-mail to see if Jet Wolf has written him back yet. But Naru-chan said that there wasn't a chance that she'd reply in less than a week. Naru-chan went to a paranoid television evangelist and talked to him about Nephrite. Naru-chan was holding the cloth that she had used for their bondage sessions. The television evangelist asked if Naru-chan had ever heard of the word "jailbait." Just when the television evangelist said that someone will appear, Zoisite appeared. Naru-chan realized that she was actually a guy. Umino and Usagi were playing "ditch the nerd." Then Usagi's stick began to pick up the local weather report. Luna appeared. She told Usagi that there was a flash flood warning. She said, "oh by the way, there's a sale at Bob's Deli on bologna." Usagi called Mako. Mako was in Burbank, and said that she'd take her sweet time getting there. Usagi and Luna ran for Bob's Deli. The television evangelist asked Zoisite what sex he/she was. Zoisite said that it didn't matter, but that he would pull out a black crystal and turn the television evangelist into some cheesy monster of the day. Then Zoisite took out his Big Black Crystal of Death (tm). Naru-chan thought that is was licorice-flavored rock candy and tried to take it away from Zoisite. Usagi and Luna spotted Zoisite, the television evangelist, Naru-chan, and Hitoshi Doi. Luna said that Usagi should wait for Mako since she might want some chipped ham. But Usagi said that it was time for some stock footage in the episode. "I've got the power.. word up!" Sailor Moon appeared. But Zoisite used his Big Black Crystal of Death (tm) to get the mega-skittle from inside the television evangelist. Then the mega-skittle went flying. Zoisite couldn't find it. The television evangelist turned into a very stupid looking thing with bird feet, wings, boxing gloves, and a boxing bell on his belt named "Ralph.". Zoisite told the Ralph to look in the mirror or something. Sailor Moon said that he looked like a tard, but Ralph attacked. Sailor Moon just tried to escape. When Naru-chan called out for the television evangelist, Ralph attacked Naru-chan. But Umino dove to save Naru-chan. Then Ralph attacked Sailor Moon. But Tuxedo Kamen came to save Usagi. He said, "A television evangelist shouldn't hit girls. You should try to sell them stock in the Dow corporation." Ralph attacked Tuxedo Kamen. Tuxedo Kamen put Sailor Moon down saying, "God, you're heave," and went to fight Ralph. Usagi noticed Tuxedo Kamen dropped a star shaped accessory, so she stuffed into her pocket in the hope that it would bring a quick buck in hock. Then Mako arrived and transformed. "Jupiter smash!" Ralph attacked Sailor Jupiter because her last line was out of a popular fanfic. Sailor Jupiter used her "sour cream and chives" attack and blasted Ralph. Then Sailor Moon took out her stick and used the "hold the stick over your head and do a little dance". Ralph turned into a normal television evangelist. Tuxedo Kamen found the mega-skittle on the ground, gave Zoicite a raspberry, and disappeared. Zoisite said, "I'm going out for donuts," and left. Luna told Sailor Moon to buy some kitty litter, but Usagi just looked in the direction where Tuxedo Kamen had disappeared. Luna started to pray to Allah. Tuxedo Kamen was looking at the mega-skittle. Then he transformed back to Mamoru. He said, "Damn, now I look REALLY dorky. Naru-chan wrapped Umino's arm with the cloth. Usagi was sitting with them on a park bench. Naru-chan said, "If you ever jump on me again, I'm gonna wrap this thing around your neck." Usagi opened up the accessory. There was a little crescent moon inside, which turned around in the center. Some soft music came out from it. [Sepultura] THE END _____________________________________________________________________ Things you don't hear every day #27 | Steve Allen Richards | The Thane of Cawdor "Someone tell that mime to shutup!" |