Subject: Can't think of a new title (was Canadian dub) From: Steve Allen Richards Date: 1996/12/27 Message-Id: <32C384BB.4BCB@sgi.net> Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon [More Headers] KOO-LOO-KOO-KOO-koo-KOO-KOOOO-KOOOO... "Good day and welcome to 'The Great White North.' I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my brother, Doug." "How's it goin', eh?" "Okay, so, like, today's topic is 'Sailor Moon'." "That's right. Like, the other day, Me and Bob were eatin' some back bacon sandwiches, you know? And like, this 'Sailor Moon' show comes on, right? And it's all about this Serena girl with silly hair." "Yeah, it looks kinda like meatballs or something. And Doug wants his hair to look like that." "Take off, I do not." "He's lying. I heard him say it!" "Oh yeah, well I'm gonna tell 'em about how you think Zoicite is cute." "Yeah, so" "Well, in the Japanese version," "Zoicite is a guy." "Oh, oh, you're lying again. You're such a dimtwit. I suppose that next, you'll be tellin' me that Mina's a guy, too." "Oh, dimtwit? Good one, Hoser. However, I happen to know that Mina is *not* a guy and that she likes me." "Take off. I was, like, talking to Mina the other day and she was like, saying that she wanted to go out with me 'cause you looked too much like a dork." --> Show ends as Bob and Doug proceed to spray each other with beer. -- _____________________________________________________________________ Things you don't hear every day #9 | Steve Allen Richards | The Thane of Cawdor "Isn't DIC the gosh darn greatest?" |