The Wrath of Setsuna Part V.

Joel Sia wrote:
> E S
> who's sorry he missed Pu's birthday. REally!

> Pluto: Where you running off to boy!
> E S stops and tries to look innocent. : Please Godess, don't 
> hit me with the big a.. quite talented key again. Please 
> Godess (falls to his knees and begins to kiss her feet.)
>
> Pluto has an intrigued look on her face. : How would you make 
> up your errors.
>
> E S some how knows what she's talking about: But Goddess, I'm 
> sworn to Venus.
>
> Pluto: she won't know.


"But I will."

	ES turned from the monitor to find an angry Sailor Pluto
standing behind him.  Diving to the floor, he screamed "it was
only a joke" and defended his skull with the keyboard.  Wasting
no time, Pluto stormed over, reached down, and grabbed ES by
the throat.  "I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me."

	"Listen, I'll make you a deal.  I won't club your melon
into a pulp as long as you take care of a little problem for me."
She pointed to the monitor.

Frank made the fatal mistake of writing:
> They can be really quite funny, though.  Like that time in 
> manga volume 19 where it was revealed that Setsuna was 
> actually Mammoru in drag.
>
>FDB.
>(Who's wearing a BAK proof helmet...)

	"Um, hi." ES said tapping Warthog on the shoulder.  "I
have a message for you."  Before he got a response from the
startled FDB, he continued "This is for saying those...
things about the goddess" and sucker punched him in the gut.

	Warthog grimaced, stepped back, and shook it off.  
"You little shit."  With a dive back at ES, a wild brawl ensued.
Meanwhile, Meiou Setsuna stood watching from behind the corner
tapping the Big Ass Key against the wall as she chuckled.
A few minutes later, a battered Warthog took off his helmet
and tossed it at the prone body of E S in disgust.  Warthog 
limped back into his chair muttering "I can't believe he bit
me in the ankle."

	"You deserved it," said the green-haired one appearing 
from her observation space.  Blinking repeatedly, Warthog 
glanced back and forth between Pluto and ES.  As his mouth was
forming the word 'why?', she said to him, "Look, I've had the 
day from hell, okay?  And it all started when I blew a fuse this
morning and had to give back Erin's coffee maker.  <pause>  But,
I'm glad you have your fun," she said smiling, "because so do I."
With that, Sailor Pluto smacked Warthog silly with the Big Ass 
Key and marched off into the unknown.

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                                              |    The Thane of Cawdor
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