Date: 1998/03/18

Shiva the perpetually busy wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 15 Mar 1998, Joshua Kaufman wrote:
> 
> > Artemis SP wrote:
> > >
> > > it's evident that Setsuna isn't exactly a fan favorite. WHY NOT?? :(
> >
> > Well, to put it bluntly, she's a psycho-bitch. But she *is* pretty, I'll
> > give her that (of course she doesn't come *close* to Michiru...)


        "That's right," Joshua said to himself with a sigh and slight
blush.  "Michiru-san."  After a moment of dazing out, he sent his 
message and turned around slowly to find Setsuna reading over his 
shoulder.  She made a few disapproving humming sounds as the sweatdrops 
collected on Joshua's head.

        "You do realize that you will have to pay the price for this," 
said Setsuna calmly.  *Never* thought JK to himself.  Thinking fast, 
he grabbed his mouse and swung it fiercely over his head.

        Accompanied by a familiar guitar chord, a set of house keys 
flew through the air, struck Joshua's hand, and knocked the mouse onto 
the ground.  The voice called out from the shadows, "A pretty woman's 
disposition is not to be trifled with.  Tux, I mean, Sailor Pluto will 
not forgive you!"  And then he stepped out.  Joshua cowered in fear 
while the real Sailor Pluto gaped in disgust.

Setsuna:"Mamoru... I..."
Joshua: "Good Lord, that fuku!"
Mamoru: "Even the palest wind shines like a key."
Setsuna:"Dear, that made no sense..."
Joshua: "Ugh!  Shave your legs, Cape Boy!"
Mamoru: "In the darkest night, I come to save-"
Setsuna:"Oh, shutup."

        As Mamoru ranted about whatnot, Setsuna bopped his noggin 
firmly with the butt of the key.  Suddenly, it was time for him to 
take a nap.  "Yay!" JK cried out, "thank you, psycho-bi-  oops."

        *****

        Setsuna whistled and walked out of the room thinking to 
herself.  What would Joshua's first thoughts be when he woke up?  
"Oh my head," "I was clubbed with the Big Ass Key," or "Why have 
I just awakened in a provocative position beside Mamoru in a fuku?"


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> Where the hell is Steve when you need him?  Wrath of Setsuna, here it
> comes!  You want psycho-bitch, buddy, you're gonna be looking at it!

        *sings*  Just call my name...  ^_^  Hey, Joshua, welcome to
the few, the proud, the Clubbed.
 
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