Psalm 23 v.2

 Sailor Moon is my saviour, I shall not want. 
 
 She makes me lie down in front of the television.
 She causes me to make money orders to Val.
 
 She brings me to force my friends to watch the R movie.
 She guides me to store franchises in search of her name's sake. 
 
 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cablelessness,
 I will fear no withdrawal, for you are with me;
 your dubs and your subs, I have copied them all.
 
 You moondust your enemies for the sake of mankind.
 You anoint my head with a crescent moon.
 My cup overflows; I must have become a klutz like you. 
 
 Surely the emotions and laughter will follow me all the days of my life, 
 and I will remain in the group of the otaku forever.