The Humor of Steve Allen Richards Page!
Hi there, welcome to my collection of Steve's Humor.
This page hosted and created by:
Glen A. Pearce
Humor written by:
Steve Allen Richards
Page co-maintained by both.
SuperSteve's Page o' Stuff! He maintains that one himself.
In my earlier days on the internet I had this smart-assed
idea about dubbing Sailor Moon into
"Canadian", this prompted Steve to write this little
story about Bob and Doug McKenzie from the
movie Strange Brew watching Sailor Moon.
Steve's 'Faithfull' Translations!
Steve has provided these "faithfull translations" of
various Sailor Moon eps.
- Episode 1
(Now Available: The full script!)
Nakimushi Usagi no karei naru henshin
Usagi Goes Nuts With a Chainsaw.
- Episode 12
Watashi datte karega hoshii! Goukasen no wana
I got one hell of a headache! Get outta my way.
- Episode 19
Usagi kangeki! Tuxedo Kamen no love letter
Usagi gags! Tuxedo Kamen's love letter
- Episode 26
Naru-chan ni egaowo! Usagi no yuujou
Naru wears underoos! Usagi's jealousy.
- Episode 38
Yukiyo yamayo yuujouyo! Yappari youmamoyo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Whassup?
- Episode 56
Mamoru no kiss ubae! Ann no shirayukihime sakusen
Mamoru doesn't kiss babies! Ann lost her shish kabob sausage.
- Episode 69
Mezameyo nemureru bishoujo! Mamoru no kunou
Oh, boy! Mamoru screws up again.
- Episode 72
Hijou no Rubeus! Kanashimi no Yonshimai
Heigh-ho Rubeus! Eat your broccoli!
- Episode 109
Sailor Moon S... DIC style (Japanese episode 109)
Knowing is half the battle.
- Episode 200
Usagi buck naked!
Some people never learn to leave Setsuna alone, that's why they get
clubbed with the Big Assed Key!
You know you read too much alt.fan.sailor-moon when you have a
dream like this...
Why don't the bad guys attack places where the scouts can't be?
Steve wrote a really good explaination of
why it just wouldn't work!
The newsgroup's newspaper
A little know fact about Steve is that he's the Publisher of
Steve also likes playing with his NA SM dolls.
Steve did this parody of Psalm 23, check it out!
Steve's sig. files
Check out Steve's list of
Things you don't hear every day
This has lead to Mordenkainen Plagiarizing Steve with his list of
Things you don't see every day
Does anyone want to tackle the other senses? ^_^
Erin has joined the plagiarism by keeping
illegal clones of Steve (Made by SonMay? ^_^) in her closet!
The plagiarism continues with
firstname.lastname@example.org writing his list of
bumper stickers you don't see everyday.
The Chibi Poem
I hope that I shall never see,
Another girl who's named Chibi.
A Chibi whose cuteness makes you stare,
at the odango's in her hair.
A Chibi that looks you in the eye,
And makes you think, "Hey, she's kawaii."
But, I shake my head; I won't believe.
I won't succumb to cavities.
"It's not their fault," some people say,
"all Chibi's seem to act that way."
- opinions from members of CUTE.
I listen not; the point is moot.
Project CURE has a different view:
The Chibi's make them want to spew.
And I'll tell you, they're far from mild,
They say, "We'll burn the Satan child!"
Those Chibi-ers are too hard core.
I tell you, I can take no more.
Well, maybe I should get a grip.
Like I care? Hail project CHIP!
Bob Dole's Home page!
Although Steve didn't write
Bob Dole's home page (Last internet Archive Crawl) on
site, he does like it. Steve drew the picture on the left.
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times including 1113 hits when it was on Dragonfire between
May 13, 1997 and Oct. 5, 1998.
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Kanji on top, Arabic numerals on the bottom.
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