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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #1              |
| Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired from a car window. |
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| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |     [meaningless filler]
|   \----------------/   |
|      ___________       |
|     |  |  |     |      |
|     |  |  |     |      |
|     |  |__|     |      |
\_____|___________|______|


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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #2              |
|    I may drive slow, but I'm in front of you.             |
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| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chiuawa(sp?)
|      ___________       |    too! Just make up some inane list,
|     |  |  |     |      |    and post them one per week in your 
|     |  |  |     |      |    .sig line! Easy as that! Order today!
|     |  |__|     |      |    Not sold in stores!"
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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #3              |
|                         No Clue.                          |
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| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chiuawa(sp?)!
|      ___________       |    Just make up some inane list,
|     |  |  |     |      |    and post them one per week in your 
|     |  |  |     |      |    .sig line! Easy as that! Order today!
|     |  |__|     |      |    Not sold in stores!"
\_____|___________|______|


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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #4              |
|                No Clue.                                   |
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 ________________________
| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chihuahua!
|      ___________       |    Just make up some inane list, and post 
|     |  |  |     |      |    them one per week in your .sig line! 
|     |  |  |     |      |    Easy as that! Order today! Not sold in 
|     |  |__|     |      |    stores!"
\_____|___________|______|


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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #5              |
|The more you complain, the longer God lets you live        |
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 ________________________
| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chihuahua!
|      ___________       |    Just make up some inane list, and post 
|     |  |  |     |      |    them one per week in your .sig line! 
|     |  |  |     |      |    Easy as that! Order today! Not sold in 
|     |  |__|     |      |    stores!"
\_____|___________|______|


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|    Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #6              |
|         Honk If you hate noise polution.                  |
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 ________________________
| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chihuahua!
|      ___________       |    Just make up some inane list, and post 
|     |  |  |     |      |    them one per week in your .sig line! 
|     |  |  |     |      |    Easy as that! Order today! Not sold in 
|     |  |__|     |      |    stores!"
\_____|___________|______|


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|        Bumper Stickers you don't see everyday #7          |
|     I have the word "Dodge" on the front of my car,       |
|                so why didn't you do so?.                  |
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 ________________________
| # |     Diskette   | + |    And you thought the Remote Of
|   |        of      |   |    Doom was bad (stupid?)!
|   |      Dispair   |   |   
|   |                |   |    "YES! You too can rip off Steve
|   \----------------/   |    and his rabid elongated chihuahua!
|      ___________       |    Just make up some inane list, and post 
|     |  |  |     |      |    them one per week in your .sig line! 
|     |  |  |     |      |    Easy as that! Order today! Not sold in 
|     |  |__|     |      |    stores!"
\_____|___________|______|