"Miyu" (from "Alien 9")
(sung to the tune of "Windy" by The Association)Who's standing outside or it the hallway
Waiting to comfort a friend who's in need
Who's staying late to take Yuri shopping
Everyone knows it's Miyu!
Who's sticking up for her ol' best friend
Yelling at those mean girls who tease
Who's reaching out to a bunch of new girl friends
Everyone knows it's Miyu
And Miyu is always there
She's someone who'll always care
When others just stop and stare
At your frog hat, at your frog hat
Who's ripping down the blinds in the beach house
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's not jealous of all Yuri's new friends
Everyone knows it's Miyu
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"Goodbye Moon"
(sung to the tune of "Goodnight Moon" by Shivaree, music temporarily unavailable (by not clicking here) - 1.62 MB)There's a nail that I chipped
And a bruise on my bun
When I got tripped
As the youma had fun
And I always get my butt kicked when he's gone
There's a wand by the bed
And a brooch in my hand
A cup on the floor
And a cat on the night stand
When I'm all alone her bitchin' starts
That I just can't stand
What should I do, I'm just a lil' crybaby
What if my friends give up
And maybe
And then they'd leave me all alone
To face these creeps, yes, all on my own
Now, stuff this Moon
I want some fun
If it's not here soon
I swear I'm done
No it won't be too soon 'til I quit Sailor Moon
There's a witch from the shrine
And a nerd in my school
A big-boned brunette girl and a silly blonde fool
And there's whining loud and strong coming from the spore
And it keeps me on edge
When I'd rather just veg'
There's Rei's black crows sitting on my window ledge
And I hear Luna scratching through my door
Oh what should I do, I'm just a lil' crybaby
Tell my friends I give up
And maybe
I'd just send them off on their own
And if I could I'd help them by phone
Now, so long Moon
This is no fun
If the monsters come
I'll buy a gun
No it's too soon for me to become Sailor Moon
When he's up so high
He always saves me
So when the youma comes
Why does he need me? So
I'll just get home
And into bed before it bites my neck
or eats my head
What should I do, I'm just a lil' crybaby
But if my friends get mad
Then maybe
And then they'd leave me on my own
To face the girls who follow me home
So Sailor Moon
Won't have much fun
Being a buffoon
It might be done
But we won't win that soon so I'll stay Sailor Moon
No we won't win too soon so I'll stay Sailor Moon
"Fifty Ways to Kill the Pink Spore"
(sung to the tune of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, music available by clicking here)"The problem's 'cause of her big pink head," Pluto said to me
My daughter always behaves quite unnaturally
and I want to keep her from flirting with her daddy
There must be fifty ways to kill the pink spore
She said, "instead of a stitch you'd need quite a suture"
As she explained the dire consequences to the future
But I repeat myself: I want to kill that moocher!
There must be fifty ways to kill the pink spore
...fifty ways to kill my daughter
Make her breathe less, VesVes
Feed her rotten tuna, Luna,
Don't ask me why, Fish Eye, just take it from me
Smack her with her fan, Wiseman, just follow the plan
Don't be a patsy, Catsy, just set us all free
Make her neck leak-ah, Ririka
Get your hands dirty, Birdie
No need to worry, Massanori, just listen to me
Slap her with your fin, Kirin, we're bound to win
You hate her too, Hotaru? See what your glaive can do
She said, "Now you will understand all my pain"
It took me quite a while to get her to open up and explain
I said, "What is it about me that you disdain?
Isn't this about the pink spore?"
The real reason to send her back in time, I learned,
Is completely my fault for getting Sailor Pluto burned
'Cause when the future queen heard that for friends Pluto yearned
It was a nifty way to get rid of Chibiusa
.... I made Pluto baby-sit my daughter
Set her on fire, Sapphire
Shave her head bald, Emerald
Shove her in a burrow, Tamasaburo, after serving "bad tea"
Hit her with the bus, Rubeus, then go wash off her guts
Give her a poison dose, Elios,
and make us all free
Kill something heinous, Uranus
Wipe out a goon, Neptune
No time to be coy, elephant boy -- mess with her head
Put her in the stew, Mamoru, or I won't go near you
Stab her in her ribbies, ChibiChibi,
Until she is dead
"He's Always Bishounen to Me"
(sung to the tune of "She's Always a Woman to Me" by Billy Joel, music available by clicking here)|
He shows up with a smile He can change in a snap As he counts up to three You'll be caught in his trap He sometimes cross-dresses And you'll think that you see The Michelin Girl But he's always bishounen to me You'll wish it was all just a little bit clearer Why he'd rather look in some wimpy GUY'S dream mirror We can hope that poor Fish Eye Keeps his identity Yeah, he looks like a girl But he's always bishounen to me {refrain} Oh, he takes care of his hair He takes care of his nails He can handle the slurs Oh, and he always runs out When the senshi fight back He has lots of Lemures He didn't show up when they went after Mina And he likes pretty dresses -- just like Neherina And he likes the same boys As girls named Usagi No, I don't call him names 'Cause he's always bishounen to me {refrain} Though he should be a guy He'll be dubbed as a woman When the truth of it is He's not even human And he'll only reveal What they'll show on TV The networks are uptight Just like with Zoisite But he's always bishounen to me Hmmm...... |
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"Being Dubbed by DiC"
(sung to the tune of "Turning Japanese" by David Fenton, music available by clicking here)I've got some manga
And some subs too
You can be corny
That's nothing new
I know your boyfriend's real name is Mamoru
Your show has color
More than one way
Your friends are crazy
And some are gay
I cannot imagine it any other way
I've read the newsgroups, I've seen commercials
I've seen a million mistakes in it myself
I begged the network not to do it
But they want to make it for the children of twelve
They'll have you turning up and falling down and turning into a big clown...
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I really think so
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I've seen the promo.
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, we all say "uh-oh"
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, it's gonna stink, though
I've seen two seasons, I've seen what they did
They gave us all many good reasons to rant
They'll turn the doctor into a painter
And they'll still show Mina as a potted plant
They have us tuning in and throwing up and feeling down and tuning out...
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I really think so
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I've seen the promo.
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, we all say "uh-oh"
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, it's gonna stink, though
No yaoi, no yuri, no kana, no coffee
No brief shots of you nude, no wonder I'm sad
Everyone who sees it thinks that it can't get stranger
Everyone will think it's like the Power Rangers
Everyone
Oh no, you're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I am afraid so
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, their quality's low
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, we all say "uh-oh"
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, too much they don't know
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I really think so
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, I've seen the promo.
You're being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, we all say "uh-oh" (uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh)
Being dubbed by Dic, I think you're being dubbed by Dic, it's gonna stink, though
"Ami's Got a Gun"
(sung to the tune of "Janie's Got A Gun" by Steven Tyler and Tom Hamilton of Aerosmith, music available by clicking here)Dumb, dumb, Ami, what good's this mist?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, oops! Again you've missed.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, you just don't have the gist
Dumb, dumb, dumb, you're not that good at this
Ami's got a gun
Ami's got a gun
Her schedule's come undone
Now she'll get her homework done
What can her powers do?
Spray the bad guys with dew
They say when Ami was re-tested
She only scored a ninety-eight
She should'a met her buddy
at the library to study
But the battles made her stay out late
Ami's got a gun
Ami's got a gun
Her payback's just begun
She's got those youma on the run
Tell me now, it's untrue
Her report's overdue
Because Usagi took her shopping
And those monsters came after them again
Every battle is a doozie
Now that Ami's got her Uzzi
She will put their evil to an end
Shoot away, shoot away Kaolinite, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Shoot away, shoot away Witches Five, yeah (x7)
Shoot away, shoot away, shoot away away.......
Ami's got a gun
Ami's got a gun
The weekend's just begun
But there's no time for having fun
What did those youma do
To make Ami feel so blue?
She had troubles with her bubbles
In the past all she did was talk
She said, "My old aqua illusion
Wasn't much of a solution
When compared to my brand new Glock!"
Shoot away, shoot away the Dead Moon, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Shoot away, shoot away Galaxia, yeah (x7)
Shoot away, shoot away, shoot away away.......
Ami's got a gun
Ami's got a gun
Ami's got a gun
The Daimon are on the run
Ami's got a gun
She's gonna mow down a ton
Her battle's now quickly done
Ami's got a gun
"Bunny Came Home"
(sung to the tune of "Sunny Came Home" by Shawn Colvin, music available by clicking here)Bunny came home with its favorite food.
Bunny went down to the kitchen.
She took out some flour and a cup of milk.
Bunny came home with a mission.
"She stays with us, why? That girl's too sly.
I could really use a...
Way to visit my boyfriend without little
Chibiusa."
Bunny came home with some chamomile,
And some stuff she got at the drug store.
"It's time for a few recipes," she said.
Bunny won't take it anymore.
"As these days go by, my patience tried,
It's too much to ignore,
I'll cook up a way to feed her this stuff.""
Into the Spore
She came at you with a pistol,
Then she stole the Silver Crystal,
Now she's after your Mamoru,
Spike those pancakes, you just have to!
Days go by, and she's despised
I can't take anymore
I need to get out of my house alone
Rid of the Spore
Oh, serve 'em up and pour syrup,
The kid is slowing down.
She is out just like a light, but she's alright
Bunny went out
Bunny went out...
"It's Not Easy Being Pink"
(sung to the tune of "It's Not Easy Being Green," no music available)It's not that easy bein' pink,
Having to spend each day with my mom, Usagi,
When I think it could be nicer, being with Rei, or Ami, or Mina,
Or someone much more beautiful and kind.
It's not easy bein' pink,
It seems you stand out from so many of the ordinary things
And people only notice your hair
'cause it is standing out like neon fiber-optic cables
In Pepto-Bismol.
But pink's the color of nice,
And pink can be cool, or fiery,
And pink is sweet, like cotton candy,
or romantic, like a moonbeam!
or great like the dawn.
When pink is all there is to be,
It can make me wonder why --
Mommy's blonde, Daddy's dark-haired...
I am Pink
And I'll do fine --
I'm beautiful!
And I think it's what I'm glad to be.
"Miss Pink"
(sung to the tune of "King Tut" by Steve Martin, music available by clicking here)Miss Pink! Miss Pink!
Now when she was a small girl, she never though she'd be
Miss Pink!
Living in the past, with young Usagi
Miss Pink!
How'd you get so whiny?
Noxious Pink!
Big pain in the hiney
Came here from the future, such a little moocher
Miss Pink!
Miss Pink!
Now if I knew a little bit of Judo
Miss Pink!
I'd whoop the jerk who sent her:
That dummy Sailor Pluto!
Miss Pink!
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Couldn't Pluto foresee Naughty Pink! Kissing with a horsie? |  |
Miss Pink!
Hair without a style neon tint!
Can see it for a mile
Blink Pink!
Can she make us smile?
Sour Pink!
You'd have to wait a while
oooh-oooh
She gave her heart to Hotaru
Pink, pink! Pink, pink!
Wicked Lady!
Pink pink! Pink pink! Pink pink! Pink pink!
She's an annoyance!
Pink, pink! Pink, pink!
They're sick of you
Miss Pink!
Now when I die --
Soon now, don't 'cha think? ;-)
Won't be some fancy youma--
Just one like young Miss Pink
Miss Pink!
She gives me pounding headaches--
Miss Pink!
Beggin' for those pancakes
Used a little crystal, shot Usagi with a pistol
She is often acting bratty
Even flirting with her daddy
Miss Pink!
"You're a Mean One, Chibi U."
(sung to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," no music available)You're a mean one, Chibi U.
You really are a spore
You're as cuddly as a daimon, you're as charming as a boar, Chibi U.
You are the "small lady" whom all of us abhor!
You're a monster, Chibi U.
You obnoxious li'l vole
Your brain is full of insults, you've got acid in your soul, Chibi U.
(speaking) I'd like to hit you with a
(singing) thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Chibi U.
You put us all in peril,
You have all the tender sweetness of a raving Queen Beryl, Chibi U.
(speaking) Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the, um,
(singing) raving Queen Beryl!
You're a bad kid, Chibi U.
We really must protest
You keep putting down your mother and cause her much distress, Chibi U.
(speaking) Every boy who asks you out is attacked by youmas
(singing) For them, that is best!
You nauseate me, Chibi U.
With pink hair that looks like mold
You're a crooked little missy and your attitude is cold, Chibi U.
(speaking) Your behavior is an appalling example of what happens when children never grow up and live at home, until they are over
(singing) nine-hundred years old!
You're a foul one, Chibi U.
You're the worst monster we've got
Your heart is full of nasty tricks, it's time that you were caught, Chibi U.
(speaking) The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
(singing) "You big snot!"
"The Twelve Days of Christmas, performed by Tsukino Usagi"
(sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas," no music available)|
On the first day of Christmas, Queen mother gave to me: On the second day of Christmas, my strange fate gave to me: On the third day of Christmas, my daydreams gave to me: On the fourth day of Christmas, my planets gave to me: On the fifth day of Christmas, my network gave to me: On the sixth day of Christmas, my powers gave to me: On the seventh day of Christmas, Queen Beryl gave to me: On the eighth day of Christmas, Luna gave to me: On the ninth day of Christmas, my new self gave to me: On the tenth day of Christmas, Prof. Tomoe gave to me: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Galaxia gave to me: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mamoru gave to me: |
the Ginzuishou for my star seed two talking cats three boyfriends four inner scouts five seasons long! six magic wands seven rainbow crystals eight of her lives nine-hundred year old daughter ten daimons breaking eleven phages healing twelve sharpened roses |
"Crashiku Ickysystem" (written for the Beepster when her computer had problems)
(sung to the tune of "Rashiky Ikimasho" by Takeuchi Naoko and Mizuno Masao, music available by clicking here)La la la never reboot!
Or reinstall
Just carry it on back
To the shopping mall
Thump, thump, clunk clunk!
There goes the hard disk
Back to Sears for BP
Why'd she buy this PC?
She should have bought a new IBM
She got this system just last month
Her mom told her it would work
But then the sound card went all crazy
Then she tried just to debug it
She looked on the net for help
But those guys were just too lazy
Wouldn't you know...
The problems just kept getting worse
Perhaps we
should get it a hearse
Take it out back and shoot it!
Oh no!
Her parents pay for all this stuff
It doesn't come out of her purse
Never buy another like it!
La la la never use it!
It's in the shop
It seems that it will never
Be running like a top
Buy a new one
Get back on-line
Because we really miss you
We hope you solve this issue
And everything will be just fine
"Python Around Your Waist"
(sung to the tune of "Fortress Around Your Heart" by Sting, music available by clicking here)Went to a show of women's fashions
Super-thin models in suits that don't fit right
No warm blouses, no useful pockets
All these clothes were made for our delight
It took many years to design these shoes
To show off your legs and make you move slow.
As I walked through the department store
I recognized the fragrances they sprayed
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of breathing in the fumes I'd made
And if I put this high-heel around your foot
Encircled you with girdles and underwire
Then use a big crow bar
For I cannot find the scissors
Then dress up in a sweater and blue jeans
Then I went off to find some beauty
That I'd dreamt up inside my head
We've made you into fashion slaves
Most of you probably even wish that I was dead
Even while you all lie sleeping
Dressed up in such peculiar ways
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of sleeping on the lace I'd made.
And if I put this wire in your ear lobes
Encircled you with jewelry and tight skirts
Though I'm wearing paisley
I'll build you a bigger restroom
And give you orthopedic shoes to wear
This prison lurks inside your closet
Even though you pay with your own cash
It takes a day to put on cosmetics
That run in your eyes and give you a rash
As you take forever in the bathroom
You get ready to go out on your parade
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of being in this mess I'd made
And if I put this makeup upon your face
Made you dress in bikinis and high heels
I ran alluring ads
And convinced you it's high fashion
So let me set this wonderbra on fire
"Puffs in Reruns"
(sung to the tune of "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas, music available by clicking here)I turn my eyes
Only for a moment
'til the title's shown,
All we see
Is what we've seen before
Woe curiosity!
Puffs in reruns
All they show is Puffs in reruns
Same old shows
They play the series over with no reason
All we do
Is speculate on what happens next season
Ahhhhhahhhhhahhhhh
Puffs in reruns
All we see is Puffs in reruns
Ooooooooooooooahahhhhhhh....
[long xylophone interlude]
Now, don't give up
It can't last forever
Though it feels that way
I turn away
The staff would like to help us,
But they have no say
Puffs in reruns
CN will only show their reruns
All they show is Puffs in reruns
Puffs in reruns
All they have is Puffs in reruns
Every week is Puffs in reruns
"The Powerpuff Life"
(sung to the tune of "La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin, music available by clicking here)She's into education
Math tests and physics books
Also has a vocation:
She fights crime and beats up crooks
Utonium's creation
She gives villains quite a fright
This girl and her relations
Guard Townsville day and night
She'll make you do your homework
Don't you make her tell you twice
This little redhead's got some perk
and she puts bad guys on ice
She is everything that's nice
This is girl is really smart
She's the Powerpuff Girl Blossom
She'll always do her part
She's the Powerpuff Girl Blossom
Her hairbow is quite big
and her long red hair is awesome
Bad guys, don't you start
With the Powerpuff Girl Blossom
The Powerpuff Girl Blossom
The Powerpuff Girl Blossom
Attacked by giant monsters
Just like those in Tokyo
Ate some buildings and frightened people
It happens often, don't you know
Green-eyes won't accept it --
Makes 'em run like little mice
And if you ever mess with her
She will make you pay the price
This girl is full of spice
When Townsville's attacked
She's the Powerpuff Buttercup
The bad guys will be smacked
By the Powerpuff Buttercup
This girl will speak her mind
Cheap shots never shut her up
You will always be backed
By Powerpuff Girl Buttercup
Powerpuff Girl Buttercup
Powerpuff Girl Buttercup
****
The blonde one plays with crayons
And goes skipping down the street
Once you look in her blue eyes
She will sweep you off your feet
No one else is quite as sweet
Hear her laugh and shout
She's the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
The cutest girl about
She's the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
When you see her smile
She'll make you forget your troubles
You'll never see her pout
She's the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
When she's glad there's no doubt
She's The Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
She has the sweetest sigh
She's The Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
Bad things may make her cry
But she'll be there on the double
Evil ones won't get by
The Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
She's the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
The Powerpuff Girl Bubbles
"My Name is Bubbles"
| (sung to the tune of "Luka" by Suzanne Vega, no music available) My name is Bubbles I'm in kindergarten now I fight crime for Townsville I have fun every then and now If you hear crying late at night It's not because you forgot the light Just don't ask me what it is I just can't tell you what it is I just do not know what it is I think it's 'cause I'm silly Sometimes I talk way too much Maybe it's 'cause I'm just a baby Always coloring and such Big bad monsters can't make me cry My sisters do -- I don't know why Don't feel like drawing anymore Don't feel like playing anymore Don't feel like smiling anymore [xylophone solo] Yes, I think I'm okay Something's in my eye again If they'd ask that's what I'd say No one listens anyway Now I don't like to be alone But I wish I was all grown Just don't ask me how I am Just don't ask me how I feel No one asks me how I feel My name is Bubbles Our room's on the second floor I like to draw a lot My pictures are on the 'fridge door You might hear something late at night My sisters always get in a fight Just don't ask what it's about I know what it's all about I am what it's all about Just one word from Buttercup Before I know, the tears well up I just don't like it anymore I just can't stand it anymore I'm just not happy anymore |
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"Red Bow in Her Hair"
(Sung by Mojo Jojo to the tune of "Raspberry Beret" by Prince / T.A.F.K.A.P. music available by clicking here)1......2......1...2...3...4
I was working part time on the Townsville line,
My boss was Professor U
I hung around his lab and I listened to him blab
'Cause there was nothing much else to do.
Then one day he was busy workin' on a special potion,
To make the perfect little girl
That's when I pushed him, WHOO! I pushed him,
Explosion blew apart my whole world, my world
She wore a
Red-- bow in her hair,
The kind you find in a seventies store
Red-- bow in her hair,
When the sisters were born, I wouldn't be there much more.
Red-- bow in her hair,
I think I haaaaate you.
Smart as I was,
She had the nerve to tell me
That I wasn't quite as smart as she
So look here,
I lit all her toys on fire and she began crying -- not at all articulately
Now then, the Professor man wasn't very thrilled by this
He kicked me out onto the street
If heeeee had been smart,
He would have been sympathetic
'Cause now I will see to his girls' defeat.
She wore a
Red-- bow in her hair,
The kind you find's way too big for her head
Red-- bow in her hair,
So big and red, yet she even wears it to bed
Red-- bow in her hair,
I'm gonna geeeeet you.
The girls sound so cool when they hit the concrete
But all my evil plans seem to fail
Even when I get the upper haaaaand
I aaaalways end up in jail
Listen,
People all think that they're the greatest
But I tell you,
Blossom and her sisters make me so annoyed
Let it be understood
I'm gonna get them good
The Powerpuff Girls will be destroyed!
MWUHAHAHA
She wears a
Red-- bow in her hair,
Townies adore her, but I will destroy her
Red-- bow in her hair,
Makes her so cute I can't take it anymore
Red-- bow in her hair,
WHAT!
I think I, I think I, I think I haaaaate you!
Red-- bow in her hair,
I was sorry from the moment I first saw her
Red-- bow in her hair,
She must have dozens of 'em in her top drawer
Red - bow in her hair...
"Rule the World"
(sung to the tune of "Change the World," by Eric Clapton, music available by clicking here)If I could beat those girls
Knock them from the sky
Shoot at them with some beam
Make those li'l brats die!
Then I would get to make use
Of all my evil schemes
But for now I know
It's only in my dreams
That I can ru-u-ule the world
I would be the one in charge of everything,
And it would be controlled by me, and NO ONE ELSE!
Darnit, if I could defeat those Powerrr...puff Girls
And if I could be the mayor
Even just for a day
I'd outlaw fighting crime
At home those girls would stay
And then with just one burst
Of my destructo ray!
'Til then I'll have to curse
Waiting for the day...
That I can, devastate the world
I would own all the money and the property
There would be nothing that did not BELONG TO ME
Maybe, if I could take charge of the world
Only, if I could stop those Powerrr...puff Girls
{Villainous instrumental}
I could dominate the world
Everybody would have to show me some respect,
No one would insult me - WELL, NOT TO MY FACE
Only if I could, beat those girls
Then perhaps I could just rule the entire world
Maybe, if I could just defeat those Powerrr...puff Girls
"The Ornery Hillbilly"
(sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme by Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs, music available by clicking here)Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Fuzz,
Every so often he would get the town a buzz.
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food,
And up from the ground come a bubblin' crude.
(speaking) OIL, that is; interstate pipeline; ecological disaster...
Well, the first thing you know, old Fuzzy's runnin' scared:
Pretty soon theyre'd be Powerpuffs everywhere.
For an old country bumpkin it was pretty plain to see
He was gonna end up in a penitentiary.
(speaking) Stripey uniforms; no pets allowed...
Soon a flash o' green came down from the sky -
Poor old Fuzzy thought he's about to die.
But before the hermit could let out a "Yipe"
Buttercup's lasers had sealed up the pipe.
(speaking) The day is saved.
Fuzzy said "Thanks" and he meant it from his heart.
He'd start to clean the mess, glad to do his part.
"Good going, Fuzzy, but that's the least of your troubles:
Don't get caught hunting by my little sister Bubbles!"
(speaking) Good advice; she's hard-core...
(end theme)
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Fuzzy, B-cup, and the rest
I hope you don't mind this little song I sing in jest.
It is just my attempt for a little bit of Monday morning jivin'
and the brevity of this message is sure to please Ivan. :-)
(speaking) No direction, no detail: no problem!
Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA' HEAR?
"Pokémon song"
(sung to the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon, music available by clicking here)Creepy little monsters
Curled into fur balls
Sickeningly cuddly
Everywhere in the malls
Pity all the children
Caught up in their funk
They're from another country
With a big trade surplus
Much worse than Barney
Creating quite a fuss
Think of all the money
Wasted on this junk
You may think they're annoying
And you're not the only one
I hope that we'll destroy them
And be rid of Pokémon
Look at all the children
Playing with these toys
Trading cards and dollies
Corrupting our girls and boys
Imagine all the children
With G.I. Joe instead
You may say it's just a fad
And there'll be another soon
Let's hope they're not replaced by
DIC's version of Sailor Moon